If the literary world did punk bands, this is how it'd go. Sing along if you know all the words. Or some of the words.
• Classic unisex, all-season wear. • 100% cotton—except for those colors which are harder to source in their natural environments*. • Classic fit for classic looks, especially when you're showing up for a formal occassion. • Natural fabrics, naturally sourced. • Tear-away tags because no one likes being touched on the back of their neck all the damn time.
